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Monday, July 31, 2006

James Blunt is really annoying

Straight from This Is Fake DIY


James Blunt has come in at no.4 in a survey of the most irritating facts of life.

The survey was conducted by health drink company Lactofree. A spokeswoman said: "It's the little things beyond our control that seem to annoy us the most."

The top 100 things that annoy us most are:

1) Cold callers
2) Caravans
3) Queue jumpers
4) James Blunt
5) Traffic wardens
6) Tailgaters
7) Brown nosers
8) Chantelle and Preston
9) Ex-smokers
10) Noisy neighbours
11) Hangovers
12) Carol Vorderman
13) Loud mobile users
14) Men in flip-flops
15) Paper cuts
16) Bad hair days
17) Breaking wind
18) Abi Titmuss
19) Off milk
20) Being put on hold
21) Weaving motorcyclists
22) Drivers who park in disabled bays
23) Rude shop assistants
24) People who read over your shoulder
25) People who complain they are fat when they are skinny
26) Stepping in dog dirt
27) Big Brother 5
28) Noisy eaters
29) People who don't clear up after their dog
30) Slow drivers in outside lane
31) Junk mail
32) Bossiness
33) Novelty ring tones
34) Somebody taking your parking spot
35) Diarrhoea
36) Debt companies
37) Snobs
38) Jehovah's Witnesses
39) Running out of lavatory paper
40) People who have their phone turned off when you call them
41) Mosquitos
42) Buses not arriving on time
43) Children coughing in your face
44) Being bloated
45) Leaving your mobile at home
46) Americans
47) David Blaine
48) Spots
49) Stepping in chewing gum
50) Running out of hot water
51) Wasps
52) Headaches
53) Crazy Frog
54) London Underground
55) Losing your glasses
56) Warm beer
57) CDs that skip
58) Paper jams
59) Bottled water
60) Sunburn
61) Running out of change
62) People who text in capitals
63) Estate agents
64) Stubbing your toe
65) Rubbish printers
67) People who write 'text back' in texts.
68) Breaking a nail
69) Russell Brand
70) The Teletubbies
71) A pen that has run out of ink
72) Cat hair that sticks to clothes
73) Running out of petrol
74) Flatmates who don't clean
66) Flat tyres
75) Heat rash
76) Losing your passport
77) Natasha Kaplinsky
78) Being hungry
79) Tax returns
80) Roadworks
81) Cramp
82) Shoppers hitting you with their trolley
83) Failing your driving test
84) Burning toast
85) Cold showers
86) Scientology
87) Being unable to find matching socks
88) Missing the last post
89) Chihuahuas
90) Karaoke
91) Stomach ache
92) PDA (public displays of affection)
93) Craig David
94) Secret workers before exams
95) Socialists
96) Pimped-up cars
97) Getting something in your eye
98) Out of tune singers
99) Hollyoaks
100) Fake fingernails

This was just too funny. Poor James B...at least he's got Petra Nemcova on his side and thats NOT so bad

NY Broad x

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